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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Why God Created DOG & CAT

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG." And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well." And

God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved. And God was pleased.
And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

School:-Go To Hell

Well I have just 1 word to sum up all my 3 days in school.Boring.Let me tell you.First day we had perhimpunan for 2 hours talking about bullshit and also bullshit.Then the form4 were to be separated into science and arts stream.Some of friends went to arts but mostly were in science stream.I thought I was lucky as most of my friends were in the science stream but it turned out not to be.As my friends were separated into the two science classes, I was given the *honor* to go into the *special* class.It is supposed to be the top class in Form 4.All the fucking straight A people were in my class.Only 3 of my friend made into this class.Then 1 of them went to arts.And fuck this class.I mean are you seriously studying even there are no textbook yet supplied!!!I mean half of the class were studying bio and physics on the first day!!!!ME and my friends were making noise at the back as usual.And now let me tell you about the teachers.None of them can speak English.I mean this was supposed to be the best class and you are teaching us bio in BM.WTF.And then every teacher that comes in reminds us that we are the top fuckers in the school so we should study all the time.

Thats when I decided I have to change school.Two of my friends are also planning to change.My current choices are between DJ or Taman Sea.We will see.So I must tell you that my school is fucked up and I hope I am able to leave ASAP.

P.S:-There is no honor and there is only torture and sorry about the mixed up language.
P.S.S:-The name of my friend which are in my class is Yasin(7A) and Salman(8A)

xx signed off at 12:41 AM

Thursday, January 1, 2009

I Dono What To Call This

2008: In The Beginning
Where did you go on New Years?: Temple
Who were you with?: Friends
Did you kiss anyone at midnight?: nope
Did you make any resolutions?: Yes

2008: Your Love Life
Did you break up with anyone?: Nope
Were you broken up with?: no
Did you get anything for Valentine's day?:no
Did you meet anyone special?: yeah
Did you fall in love?: Not sure

2008: Friends and Enemies
Did you meet any new friends this year?: Yesh, i did
Did you dislike anyone?: Haha of course.
Did you make any new enemies?: enemies.. yes
Did you resolve any fights?: Yeah.
Who was your closest friend?: ppl
Who did you grow apart from?: some people..
Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?: No

2008: Your BIRTHDAY!
Did you have a cake? Forgot
What did you do for your birthday? Money!!!YEah
Did you have a party?: Nope
Did you get any presents?: Yeap
If so what was the best thing you got?: Money :D

2008: All about YOU
Did you change at all this year?: Yeah, i have.
Did you dye your hair?: yeah for a while
Did you get your hair cut?: Nope
Did you change your style?:.....
Were you in school?: yeah
Did you get good grades?: HAHAHa
Did you have a job?: Nope
Did you drive?: No
Did you own a car?: Nope
Did anyone close to you give birth?: Nope
Did you move at all?: Nope
Did you go on any vacations? Sadly, no.
Did you leave the country at all?: Nope ):
Would you change anything about yourself now?: Yeah, i would

2008: Wrap Up.
Is 2008 a good year?: Haha I dono
Did 2008 bring any new insights?: Yes, it did.
Do you think 2009 will top 2008?:We will wait and seel

I confess that in 2008 I...
(x) stayed single for the whole year
( ) made out in/on a car :
( ) kissed in the snow
() celebrated Halloween
( ) kissed in the rain
( ) had your heart broken
( ) broke someone else's heart
( ) had a stalker
( ) mooned someone
(x ) went over the minutes on your cell phone
( x) had a good relationship with someone
(x) someone questioned your sexual orientation
( ) came out of the closet
( ) gotten pregnant
( ) had/have a relationship with someone you'll never forget
(x) done something you've regretted
( ) kissed under mistletoe

SCHOOL
( ) took an honors/advanced class
(x ) broke the dress code - unless your attending a private school
( x) sent to the principal's office for misbehavior
( ) got straight A's
(x) met one teacher you really like
(x) met one teacher you really hated
( ) did something you were proud of
( ) discovered a new talent
(x) proved yourself an idiot
(x) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
( ) fell in love with a teacher
(x ) intentionally tripped someone at school
( ) got lead in the school play
( ) made a varsity team
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget

OTHER
( ) painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
(x) ran a mile
( ) shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
( ) posted a blog on MySpace
(x) listened to music you couldn't stand
(x) went to a sleepover
(x ) went camping
( ) threw a surprise party
(x) laughed till you cried
( ) laughed till you peed in your pants
( ) visited a foreign country
(x) cut in a line of waiting people
(x) told someone you were busy when you weren't
(x ) partied to celebrate thex new year
( ) cooked a disastrous meal
(x) lost something/someone important to you
(x) lied about how old you were
( ) prank called someone

In 2008 I...
(x) broke a promise
( ) fell out of love
(x) lied
( ) cried over a broken heart
(x) disappointed someone close
(x) hid a secret
(x) pretended to be happy
( ) slept under the stars
( ) kept your new years resolution
(x) forgot your new years resolution
( ) met someone who changed your life
( ) met one of your idols
(x) changed your outlook on life
(x) sat home all day doing nothing
(x) pretended to be sick
( ) left the country
( ) almost died
(x) given up on something/someone important to you
(x) lost something expensive
(x) learned something new about yourself
(x) tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
(x) made a change in your life
(x) found out who your true friends were
(x ) met great people
(x) stayed up til sunrise
(x) cried over the silliest thing
( ) was never home on weekends
( ) got into a car accident
(x) had friends who were drifting away from you
( ) had someone close to you die
(x ) had a high cell phone bill
(x) spent most of your money on food
(x ) had a fist fight
(x) went to the beach with your best friend
( ) saw a celebrity
(x) gotten sick
( ) liked more than 5 people at the same time
(x) became closer with a lot of people

With 2008 Coming To an End, Do This and BE HONEST !
1. Have you had any relationships this year? nope
2. Have you had your birthday yet? yeap
3. Kissed two people in the same night? Nope
4. Pulled an all nighter? Yes
5. Puked at all? I 4got
7. Went camping? Yes
8. Bought something(s)? Yes
9. Met someone special? no
10. Been out of the country? Nope ):
12. What are you thinking about? something
13. Hugged someone? Yes
14. Slept in someone else bed? Yes
15. Got a job? i had a job.. but not now
16. Loaned out money? Yes
19. Been called a slut??????.............

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Another Sign Post

VIRGO - The PerfectionistDominant in relationships.. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

SCORPIO - The Intense One Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

ARIES - The Daredevil Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge... EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent, but is only changeable. Beautiful physically and mentally.

LEO - The Boss Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. D oing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

CANCER - The Protector Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

PISCES - The Dreamer Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimists. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly y at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. .

TAURUS - The Enduring One Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

xx signed off at 8:50 PM

Was Bored

Yeah I know it is not properly done but it is good for a first try I think...

xx signed off at 10:32 AM

New Year 2009

To everyone out there I wish you a very happy new year.To those who are going to sit for the major exams I wish you good luck and for others it is time for party!I am just going to describe my New Year Eve and New Year.

I fastforward to around 8pm where I headed for temple.As I reached there I started talking to all my friends until around 10.15.Then a few of my friends invited me to go to Syed to have dinner eventhough we had food in temple.I had to walk barefoot to Syed because my slipper tore half way.Around 11 we headed back to temple and until 12.30 we were chatting and wished everyone Happy New Year.

After that the party really started.As the temple had prayers until early morning almost all my friends decided to stay back.We were basically up to a lot mischief and we had a lot of fun(too much to explain....we did pumping in front of my school road....)I went back to temple and heard some prayers and slept off around 6am.Then woke up at 8am and all of us decided to go back.I came back to my aunty's house and slept until 2.30pm.Then went to my relative house for something like a reunion.wasted time there and came back at 9.30pm and that's all.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009 TO EVERYONE!!!!

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